i struggle to believe that penguins are even real
Today was my first day at work! It’s boring and tedious but the people are nice and I’m getting paid way more than I should be. Also next week I get to wear scrubs and sterilize shit so that will be more exciting!
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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“I hate that lesbian with the shifty eyes, the black guy, and the fat one. Also the one who looks like he’s inbred. His parents had to be brother and sister.” My sister discussing our least favorite SNL cast members…