200 people officially care about the shit that comes out of my mouth! Thanks guys!

fullcravings:

Chocolate Pear Vanilla Tart

Marry me, John, marry me, John
I’ll be so good to you
You won’t realize I’ve gone
You won’t realize I’ve gone

(Source: beneta, via dukesilver)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Flaming Baked Alaska Cupcakes

cosmic-child:

casualdorkpatrol:

florida-project:

Jazz for Cows

this is the best thing i have ever seen

(via everythingiswaitingforme)

alesusknowles:

fashion! put it all on me ➝  rami kadi f/w 2013-14 [2/4]

(via old-woman-josie)

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

(via pizza)

giantpandaphotos:

Bao Bao at the National Zoo in Washington D.C. on April 14, 2014.
© Sandra Parshall.

giantpandaphotos:

Bao Bao at the National Zoo in Washington D.C. on April 14, 2014.

© Sandra Parshall.

miscellaneousdesserts:

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Egg Rolls (recipe)

miscellaneousdesserts:

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Egg Rolls (recipe)

gastrogirl:

cookie dough and whipped cream chocolate cake.
do-not-touch-my-food:

Garlic Shells

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via -tckngclocks)

(Source: life-of-beyonce)